me, a DM, gazing upon my players as they are in the midst of making a mistake that’s gonna bite them in the ass later
me, a player, knowing this is a Bad Idea but dammit it’s what my character would do and I don’t want to go down this path either but Here We Are:
“Your hand grabs hold of a sack, but as you feel it you don’t feel any coins…”
The DM to the drow wizard who decided to pick pocket the 7.5ft and very nude gnoll barbarian…
Ah good times. Not even the strangest thing my bunch of idiots have managed.