Bevendre

Taking offers for these dragons

Someone turned out pretty.

Person 1: Gays shouldn't raise children! It takes a mother and a father to raise a child!
Person 2: No, it really doesn't...
Person 3: Yes it does. Children need male and female influences in their formative years.
Person 2: Debatable, but more fair. Still, that doesn't necessarily mean they need a mother AND a father, nor that having two of either is bad.
Person 1: Yes it does!
Person 2: Your dad was always at work, right? Traveled around a lot, and you almost never saw him, right?
Person 1: Yeah, and?
Person 2: Well, you more or less grew up without a dad, right? But you had uncles, and grandfathers, and cousins that helped to fulfill a 'male influence in your formative years', right?
Person 1: Well, yeah....
Person 2: And your mother ran off when you were a kid, and you were raised by your grandmother and aunts primarily, weren't you?
Person 3: Yeah, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Person 2: You were raised by multiple mother figures primarily, and you had father figures from your extended family. You're both relatively well functioning people, right?
Person 1 & 3: Yeah.....Oh.

Agent Carter starts soon. Repeat, Agent Carter, a Marvel series that is canon with their cinematic universe and which has the female lead, titular character and certifiable badass Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell) starts very soon.

Friendly reminder that we are as far from 1990 as we are from 2040.

Just because Papi has been buried under nymphs, drones, and other assorted ‘lings, doesn’t mean she needs to get a bunch of asks asking if that extra love led to her putting on weight. Don’t even think of it. We do not need a super chunky cuddly Papi so someone else will have to relate the events of Canterlot.

Stop thinking of chubby Papi. Stop wanting it. It doesn’t need to happen.

Good news: The Papi update that should have been out yesterday has 1 panel almost finished, 1 panel roughed, and 1 panel left to start, and may be up before Wednesday.

Bad news: I seem to be rather ill at the moment and am incredibly sleepy so I can promise nothing at this moment.

I should work on updates and projects. I want to work on updates and projects. I also want to be able to breathe properly and not be sick and exhausted.

Store manager: You didn't shave today.
Me: No, and I'm sorry about that. I woke up late this morning, still trying to sleep off the fever and sickness that developed from the exhaustion and dehydration of working 9 hours the other day and covering both my duties, those of the manager, and of the night crew whom you refuse to hire despite us not having a manager for the last month, nor a night stocker for two. I'm sorry I didn't shave my face, being too busy trying to make it to work more than an hour before I am available because half of the department has quit in the last month and you have pushed me into the manager's position despite me being very vocally opposed to the idea, and being forced to take it without any increase in pay or other recompense. I'm sorry I didn't shave because you have me scheduled to work 42.5 hours this week, and will write me up and dock pay if I'm clocked in for more than 40. Sorry I'm so unkempt, being the only person here to run the department, manage the orders and stock in one of the most popular and profitable departments in the store, when there should be several people here. Truly I am a terrible worker.
Store manager: Shave next time.

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