Bevendre

a-random-mod:

stripedshortie:

officertoast:

officertoast:

Wait… is it true that there’s an American flag in every classroom in America?

what the fuck? all we Brits have to do is shove a scone up our arse

ugh you fucking brits have everything

The thing is, people would be worried if another country, Like russia or germany, pledged allegiance to their country every day.

(via silver-tongues-blog)

“This project is not the kind of thing you can just do the night before.  You’re going to need all semester to get a good grade.”

poetic:

can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years 

(via the-chibster)

When you think about it, isn’t refusing a patient necessary treatment because their insurance won’t cover them due to a preexisting condition, or whatever other excuse they can muster, a violation of the Hippocratic Oath?

Plans on drawing stuff all day
Gets around to drawing stuff at 7:30 PM
Tablet isn’t working
Loses all motivation to draw

Yay.

There was a bit of an uproar about there not being female assassins in Assassin’s Creed Unity, especially with the most well-known actual assassin of the time and place being a woman.

After less than 4 hours playing, guess who the leader of the Assassin’s Order is?  A council of 4 that includes a black man, and a woman during a time marked by imperialism and patriarchy. 

staticthordraconus:

fleurmod:

“While we’re out I need you to do this, this, that, this, this, and clean these.”
“I did all of that yesterday, when you asked me.  They’re still clean.”
“DON’T YOU LIE TO ME, THEY’RE FILTHY!”
“They’re clean, just look at them.  Shoot, they’re cleaner than most of the stuff you’ve ‘cleaned’ in the past few months.”
“BUT YOU’RE A TEENAGE BOY!  YOU’RE FILTHY AND YOU STINK, SO IT HAS TO BE CLEANED AGAIN!”
“One, I’m 22.  Two, I just showered.  Three, there’s a limit to how clean something can be, and how clean it should be kept.  Yes, my living space is dusty and not sparkling, but strangely enough I’m the one who almost never gets sick.  Having me obsessively clean every room I come in contact with because you think I’m unclean by merit of my gender and age will more likely make me sick than it will keep me healthy.  You’re not the one using the facilities, so let me keep them clean as I see fit.”

OH GOD I KNOW THIS FEEL, except im 17, so i guess that makes it a bit different

It’s a case of parental hypocrisy at its best, and not even the worst I’ve had.  For instance, I work full time and make a decent amount of money on my own, yet I am chastised and ridiculed any time I make a purchase for myself, and use it.  I bought my PS4 (and every system/game/etc. I have) on my own, with my own money that I had worked for, while never going into debt and always having enough in the bank to get by for a while.  I use my purchases and enjoy them afterwards.  That never stops my mother (dad’s usually on my side) from calling me fiscally irresponsible, if not incompetent and stupid for wasting money on such things, despite telling me explicitly that I would have to get it on my own after being denied such things for Christmas/birthdays/etc.

Meanwhile, we have several “antique” cabinets, appliances, and other odds and ends taking up a fair amount of the garage because my mother found them on Craigslist, spent scores, if not hundreds, of dollars on each one, and brought them home to be refurbished and resold.  They have sat out in the garage for years, untouched.  As has her ‘craft table’, for the most part, which is generally in complete disarray.

I fully acknowledge that all parents are entitled to a little hypocrisy, but really?

“While we’re out I need you to do this, this, that, this, this, and clean these.”
“I did all of that yesterday, when you asked me.  They’re still clean.”
“DON’T YOU LIE TO ME, THEY’RE FILTHY!”
“They’re clean, just look at them.  Shoot, they’re cleaner than most of the stuff you’ve ‘cleaned’ in the past few months.”
“BUT YOU’RE A TEENAGE BOY!  YOU’RE FILTHY AND YOU STINK, SO IT HAS TO BE CLEANED AGAIN!”
“One, I’m 22.  Two, I just showered.  Three, there’s a limit to how clean something can be, and how clean it should be kept.  Yes, my living space is dusty and not sparkling, but strangely enough I’m the one who almost never gets sick.  Having me obsessively clean every room I come in contact with because you think I’m unclean by merit of my gender and age will more likely make me sick than it will keep me healthy.  You’re not the one using the facilities, so let me keep them clean as I see fit.”