Bevendre
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microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this
(via pencil-rebagels)
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Remember that female led assassin game none of you bought?
Yeah
Okay
I really don’t understand tumblr’s obsession with shitting all over Ubisoft just because Arno isn’t female.
Assassins Creed in particular has some of the best written female characters in gaming imo e.g. Claudia, Captain Kidd, Aveline for fucks sake, Rebecca, among others, those are just the most notable ones.
I thought tumblr’d go nuts over Liberation, but literally nobody on here pretty much gave a shit, clamour only came about when a male lead was recently announced for the next game.
no everyone is getting bent over them abandoning having a Female choice on the Co-Op
wtf is liberation? first time I’ve heard of this.
Assassin’s Creed: Liberation was originally a PSP/Vita exclusive game released around the same time as AC3, that was recently rereleased on Xbox 360 and PS3. It’s lead protagonist was Aveline, who was brought back for PS3/PS4 exclusive missions in AC4.
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When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
It’s worse when it’s at the store you work in.
“I’ve been working with you for 5 years. You watched me take that bill out of the ATM that is right there. I know it’s company policy, but really? Fucking really? Do you think so little of me?(via kittenkattextras)
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Numbers 3, 8, 15, & 22
3. This is another question that’s really difficult to answer as what constitutes a “best game” changes with the genre I’m into at the moment, and even the mood I’m in. Mass Effect 2 is really high on my list of best games, as is 3, save for the ending. TLoZ Twilight Princess, and Ocarina of Time are really high on that list as well.
8. Skyrim. I’m a sucker for chanting, orchestral and period music within fantasy games, and Skyrim has some of the best I’ve ever heard.
15. Mass Effect and Borderlands, and I’m talking the series more than the games crossing over. I would love to have a game with a serious overarching plot like the Mass Effect series that was punctuated by the humor, action, and character customization of Borderlands. Yes, I know that there is a lot of character customization in ME, but I feel that the manner in which leveling and progression is handled in Borderlands would be well suited for such a game, and series.
22. If I were to just play any single game for one day, then it would be whatever game I’m working on getting the story out of. If I had to choose a game to be actually immersed in, as in all 5 senses, virtually living in it then I would probably say Skyrim because I love the world and there’s a lot to do. As for what I’d do, probably give magic and Thu'um a shot.
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Snappy the grumpy moonchild.
Persnickety the crazy mystic
// Gabby the Grumpy fortune teller.
//Bravo the angry moon child//
Gaia the royal Stargazer
Zinger the crazy Scientist
Tipsy the grumpy devil!!!
Ramsey the grumpy Monkey
Gaia the royal Goddess
Persnickety, the royal Fox
earnest the grumpy alien
Persnickety the Grumpy Moonchild
Gaia the lucky Mystic?? Ook. xD
Bravo the Royal Moonchild… What is this supposed to mean, anyway?
Ramsey the grumpy hermit….Does this mean I can cook?
(via alonelyshadowgirl)
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7, 20, 23 & 29
7. Pokemon Gold Version. I had Blue and Yellow, but Gold was the first Pokemon game I beat, and the first game I beat. It established Feraligatr as one of my all time favorite Pokemon.
20. I think either Jurassic Park, or Animaniacs on the SNES.
23. Dead Space 3. I could write essays over how much that game disappointed me, especially because I loved Dead Space 1 and 2.
29. It’s difficult to say which is more important between gameplay and story because it largely depends on the game. Many of Nintendo’s franchises are devoutly gameplay over story and it works very well for them. Conversely, games like those of Telltale, and games like Asura’s Wrath are much more story driven, while lacking in much gameplay.
Personally I prefer it if a game has a good story that I can get invested in, but there are plenty of non-narrative games that I adore because of their gameplay, which is why as critical as I am of them I love Nintendo.
I’m going to say gameplay, if only because games can exist and thrive without a story, but a game with a great story, and bad gameplay doesn’t tend to do well.
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5, 9, 11 & 19
5. Probably Crash or Spyro. Though I had a PS1, I had almost no games for it and rarely touched it. The first Crash game I played was Wrath of Cortex and it did absolutely nothing to impress or interest me. My only Spyro game I barely remember, I only know that it was on the Gameboy Advance and I didn’t much care for it.
9. I don’t have a game that I play on mute, though I’ll often listen to something else while playing games, like podcasts or Game Grumps.
11. Dark Souls is probably one of the hardest games I’ve played that I actually tried to play. After about 10 hours I put it down and never touched it again. I can understand the appeal, but I’m not a sadist.
19. Rather cliche at this point, but Majora’s Mask should be remade/rereleased. Donkey Kong 64 as well, though that’s never going to happen.
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RIPS SHIRT OFF TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
- 1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
- 2: Company you're always loyal to?
- 3: Best game you've ever played?
- 4: Worst game you've ever played?
- 5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
- 6: A game that's changed you the most?
- 7: A game you'll never forget?
- 8: Best soundtrack?
- 9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
- 10: A game you've completely given up on?
- 11: Hardest game you've played?
- 12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
- 13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
- 14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
- 15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
- 16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
- 17: What game do you never tell people you play?
- 18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
- 19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
- 20: What was the first video game you ever played?
- 21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
- 22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
- 23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
- 24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
- 25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
- 26: Handheld or console?
- 27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
- 28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
- 29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
- 30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?
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Perhaps the thing that frustrates me the most about the ‘too many white dudes with stubble’ issue that people have with games and movies is that it shouldn’t matter. It really shouldn’t.
Yes, a character’s race and gender could be changed, but chances are that that will do nothing to change the character, or the storyline. Unless a defining characteristic of the character is some struggle that they have faced because of their race, or their gender, or a central plot line of the story revolves around them being such as they are, then a character’s ethnicity and gender shouldn’t matter.
Personally I would rather have well written and presented characters who were made white out of familiarity, ease, whatever, than I would like PoC characters who are poorly written, or even written demeaningly for the sake of having a character that is not white.
There are some bullshit excuses for the lack of diversity in protagonists within videogame narratives, I won’t deny that. However, unless the story of the game would directly benefit from having a person of a different race or gender than what is presented then it should not be a problem worth bitching about. -
I’m curious, people with mod blogs, what’s your ratio of people following your modblog/people following your mane comic? For me it’s around 5%, which seems reasonable, especially considering that I seldom pimp it and I do mostly random text post. You need to be VERY invested in hearing the crap that comes out of my mouth in order to be here, (not that I don’t appreciate it, I try my best to entertain.) I’d like to get some more data on this, I’m curious to see if that number matches anyone elses experience.
Techblog followers: 1107
Modblog followers: 273
Overlap: unknown
Average ratio, excluding overlap: 4 Techblog followers to 1 modblog follower
Mine is about 29%. Probably because I’m just so PRECOCIOUS~
Papiblog followers: 1546
Modblog followers: 164
Slight difference.
