Bevendre

Ash has absolutely no excuse.

your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N

thatguyfromequestria:
joponyhere:
homeluck:
hatefucking:
b b
(that’s my first and last btw)
(via billie-joe)
jogh hutz
delightful
G
That’s it…
*puts on black suit and black tie with black sunglasses*
Agent G
G Gu

___ J____ _O__
I am Jo now.

Source: billie-joe

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:
A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.
wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

Is this what overmoisturization does to you?

(via raikissu)

saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:
dammitjim-imthedoctor:
dannyprouvaire:
dammitjim-imthedoctor:
peabodysfedora:
iraffiruse:
Frozach Submitted
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
“Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek.”
#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)
“Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?”
“No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir.”
“Diarrhea on both your houses!”
#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow
“How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

(via dragon-bunz)

Source: iraffiruse

One should never doubt the power of Queenly booty.

craptastics:

fleurmod replied to your post:I just wanna point out how amusing it is that your story is called There’s No Such Thing as Unicorns when your rise to pony popularity came from a unicorn. :’D
Titles of episodes, plays, series, etc. etc. are capitalized in English. That’s why.
WE’VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT FACT it’s still ridiculous when people write casual conversations like that tho

It’s a rare thing for people to write casual conversations like that. At the very least, I’ve never seen it, though that may just be me. Either way, it’s a matter of personal preference, much like how some find it ridiculous when people spell omit the -ugh from though.

Source: fisherlings

MY HAIR HURTS

unhinged-mod:

ask-fickleaura:
unhinged-mod:
unhinged-mod:
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY
FICKLE YOU NOT SAYING ANYTHING DOESNT HELP! MY HAIR STILL HURTS AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY!
I DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER! MY HAIR HURTS TOO!!
;A; OH NO ITS SPREADING!

Sounds like you two need a good, hard scalp scrubbing. Or a haircut. Or both.

Source: unhinged-mod

nightguardmod:

Today’s episode was brought to you by Tumblr.

(via discordsparkle)

Source: nightguardmod

Almost there!

im sorry mobile people i’ll delete this momentarily

juststrikerstar:

ruuqo:
i wanted to test tumblr’s character max. so i copy pasted the “longest word” in the english dictionary.
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>:3

Behold the folly of man

(via vivlet-evergarden)