Bevendre

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  • the love of your life and your mother switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. You have to pick one. Who do you have sex with? Your mother's mind in the body of your one true love? Or Your one true love's mind in the body of your mother?
    Anonymous

    Well, I’m demisexual so I don’t feel attracted to someone unless I have a connection to them, and I don’t like my mother, so I’d probably have sex with my true love (wishful thinking to begin with) in my mother’s body.

    • 4 years ago
  • Worst meme you've referenced?
    Anonymous

    Nothing that really comes to mind as bad, but I did allude to the ‘you can’t eat all those apples’ thing in a novel I’ve worked on.

    • 4 years ago
  • On top of that, have you ever drawn r34 of anything?
    Anonymous

    I drew a vagina on Papi once, so I guess that counts?  I’m not opposed to drawing R34, I just haven’t really done it.

    • 4 years ago
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  • Are you too embarrassed to post your worst piece of writing?
    Anonymous

    I tend to delete something that I’m not satisfied with, but if I wrote something really crappy then I’d probably post it.

    • 4 years ago
  • Are there any mods here on Tumblr who you have been tempted to pleasure yourself to?
    Anonymous

    Not really?  There are a few people I’ve met on tumblr whom I would love to meet and have a relationship with, but none that I’m physically attracted to enough to reach that point.

    • 4 years ago
  • have you ever had that moment where you are sitting next to your crush and the thought of kissing him/her enters your mind while that said crush asks why your face is red?
    Anonymous

    Nope.

    • 4 years ago
  • Awkward question: uhmm, 0_o whats the most embarrassing thing that's given you a boner? Imsorryiamaterribleperson
    Anonymous

    Math class, though that was just delayed morning wood.

    • 4 years ago
  • GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

    twyla-midfel:

    jaxblade07:

    clockworknite:

    fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

    superstridersexual:

    orkusuga:

    hollindroden:

    hemmosauce:

    louisdarlin:

    craving-t0-be-skinny:

    rosalique:

    image

    omg do this i will cry

    Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

    DO IT

    PLSSSS

    GUYS MAKE MY NIGHT

     please do this 

    GUYS DO THIS PLEASE

    pleasee

    Pft. Good luck

    Hahahaha, try me.

    Try it, n00bs. Impress me.

    Lets see what you got

    I could use this

    Oh do try

    (via twyla-midfel)

    Source: stocksholm
    • 4 years ago
    • 751087 notes
  • the-unpopular-opinions:
“  I really wish people on this site would stop speaking on behalf of the Sami culture. I am Sami. I was born and raised in Norway (Where Frozen takes place.) I know alot of other Sami people. I am white and blonde. I look...

    the-unpopular-opinions:

         I really wish people on this site would stop speaking on behalf of the Sami culture. I am Sami. I was born and raised in Norway (Where Frozen takes place.) I know alot of other Sami people. I am white and blonde. I look like Kristoff. Most of my Sami friends are also white. We are white. When people say that Disney “fucked up” by making Kristoff white because “they aren’t white” it hurts me because I am and a lot of other people are too.
        Most of my Sami friends- most Sami that I know, actually (Not that I’m speaking for everyone, just from my experience living in Norway and growing up around other Samis) loved this movie. I LOVE that they had a Sami composer come in to do the intro. I LOVED all the little references to our culture. I didn’t feel “cheapened” or “appropriated” or whatever people are trying to say. Our own president, Aili Keskitalo, LOVED the movie. The movie is going to be shown at Skábmagovat, a Sámi movie festival in Finland. Most of us (from what I’ve gathered) really liked this movie.
        You all tell white, straight, cis people to “check their privilege” and to “not speak on behalf of PoC,” but so many people who are not of my culture are speaking on behalf of us and I find it very hypocritical. Most of you had never even heard of the Sami culture until this film. 
        So please. Put down the virtual pitchforks and just enjoy the movie. 



    (via raikissu)

    Source: the-unpopular-opinions
    • 4 years ago
    • 95653 notes
  • These are actually good questions.

    :

    1. the person i like and why i like them.
    2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
    3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
    4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
    5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
    6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
    7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
    8. my last night out in detail.
    9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
    10. something i’ve lied about.
    11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
    12. something i’m currently worrying about.
    13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
    14. something i do without realising.
    15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
    16. a drunken story.
    17. something i regret.
    18. post a picture of myself.
    19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
    20. press ctrl v and post.
    21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
    22. 5 things i want to change.
    23. my view on being tumblr famous.
    24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
    25. 5 things within touching distance.
    26. story of my first kiss.

    (via megadork)

    • 4 years ago
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