Bevendre

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  • jakewhyman:
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    jakewhyman:

    2007excalibur2007:

    dxindustriesinc:

    johnshavesfor-sherlock:

    senpaiexpress:

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    mellieforyellie:

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    youregoingtolovemynuts:

    dysphorism:

    I am still thinking about this

    Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

    So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

    I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

    okay now i’ll reblog it

    sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

    apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

    You’re really passionate about apples

    Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

    liquefied apple fetus.

    I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

    This is my favourite post on tumblr

    ^oh my god

    This goes for berries too ruuqo

    (via discordsparkle)

    Source: dysphorism
    • 4 years ago
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  • I should continue work on the next update, but I have virtually no motivation to draw….the ask blogger’s dilemma. 

    • 4 years ago
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  • fleurmod:

    Let’s see if papillonshive gets a notification

    Holy crap it worked

    Source: bevendre
    • 4 years ago
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  • Let’s see if papillonshive gets a notification

    • 4 years ago
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  • forgive me if this might seem like two questions in one message but how big is the hive and what are the life cycles of a changeling?
    doctor-2-insane-andfriends

    The hive is constantly growing, but as of the moment its tunnels extend through the majority of the mountain upon which Canterlot is set.  

    As for changeling life cycles, the average is 80-90 comparative years for drones and several centuries for Queens.  Granted, it is very rare for a changeling to die of old age, and the true limits have never been tested.  So long as a changeling remains well fed they remain healthy and could very well continue to live through old age.  However, most are killed before they can reach this point.

    • 4 years ago
  • My relationship with my followers

    • Me:   ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
    • Followers:  
    • Me:  
    • Followers:  
    • Me:   okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
    Source: ikilledallthedinosaurs
    • 4 years ago
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  • Color my inbox

    survivide:

    Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
    Red
     - I love you.
    Pink
     - I think you’re cute.
    Blue
     - You’re amazing.
    Rose - You’re pretty
    Purple
     - You’re hot.
    Plum - I would fuck you.
    Violet - I would date you.
    Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
    Lavender
     - You are my tumblr crush.
    Orange - I want to get to know you.
    Tangerine
     - We have a lot in common.
    Amber
     - I wish you would notice me.
    Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

    Source: survivide
    • 4 years ago
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  • veteranfangirl:

    Conceal, don’t feel. Don’t let them know.

    “[With Elsa, it] definitely was intentional to show anxiety and depression.” - JENNIFER LEE (x)

    THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THIS MOVIE IS SO IMPORTANT. 

    Like yes, I agree with the major criticisms going around tumblr re: racism and heteronormativity and not enough major female characters YES, they’re all valid points.  I just don’t understand the bloodlust towards Frozen more than, say, Tangled.  These issues aren’t unique to this movie; they’re widespread societal problems and that leaks into our media.  It can still be a good/enjoyable movie.  I see you SJWers enjoying Aladdin at the same time and that shit’s racist as hell.  Just because something has problematic elements doesn’t make it bad.

    BUT THIS CHARACTER IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT.  Because little girls are obsessed with her, they’re latching on to her.  Little girls love Elsa.  And she’s a Disney Princess with major neuroses.  (I know this is Anna’s story but Elsa’s more popular.)  And it shows a main female character with major anxiety and depression issues, and it shows her as a powerful, strong, loving person around those issues, and it shows her as an incredibly positive character. 

    A lot of people are saying that the story would’ve been better if Elsa’d been the antagonist, and she was originally intended to be until that changed in development.  And you know what, it’s for the best because she’s a protagonist with mental issues.  It’s easy and common to give those to a villain.  Villains are twisted and they hurt people because they’re not Good People.  Disney Princesses might not be perfect but they’re damn close to it and their faults are charming and cute and not crippling.  Elsa’s issues and her failure to deal with them are crippling.

    So many teens and adults have identified with her issues, and seeing them portrayed in a positive and beloved character is so fucking important, because children see that not just scary weirdos have mental issues.  Elsa hurts people because of her issues.  She doesn’t mean to but she hurts her parents and sister and kingdom and strangers, emotionally and physically.  And she’s a Good Guy.  Not only is she a Good Guy, she’s a Disney Princess.  They’re not supposed to hurt people — except oh maybe hurt feelings because they were following their dreams or something saccharine like that.

    And she makes a series of bad choices, selfish choices, because she can’t deal with her issues.  Just like real people.  She’s not a bad person because she makes bad choices stemming from her neuroses.  Little kids see someone who’s awesome! with anxiety and depression and they see that she’s more than just her issues, and she’s deserving of love

    (via ryuredwingsreturn)

    Source: olivesaverin
    • 4 years ago
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  • Guest updates

    papillonshive:

    papillonshive:

    (Mod Post:  Because there are numerous people waiting for their OCs to be featured as drones, and because I can’t always get updates out as quickly as I, or others, would like, know that I am open to guest updates.  If you would like to do a guest update and get what little promotion it can offer, then please contact me on my modblog here or via skype and we can work things out.

    ~Fleurmod)

    Reblogging because this upcoming update may take a little bit, and I know that there are some who would like to see more questions answered from more characters.  If anyone is interested in doing a guest update, please pop by the modblog and ask, or contact me via skype.
    Also, would commissions be something that people would be interested in?

    Source: papillonshive
    • 4 years ago
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  • jitterbugjive:

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    korra:

    The “Collect Her” episode of The Powerpuff Girls essentially predicted Brony culture which is funny because My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic was created by Lauren Faust who was an artist/writer/director for The Powerpuff Girls

    holy shit

    Note that the fan was the villain of the episode but that Faust has gone out of her way to defend bronies even by the time they drew highly misogynist porn of her self-insert OC.

    There’s a lesson in there. Somewhere. That may or may not have to do with Faust.

    Like the villain of the episode, who trapped and kidnapped the girls to keep them all to himself, Bronies have to a large degree stolen the current generation of MLP from its original target audience by spamming the internet with child-unsafe mlp fan content, swamping appearances by creators and cast members with sketchy adults such that parents feel unsafe with their children there, and noisily attracting so much attention to themselves that it has distorted the nature of the show itself and especially its marketing.  ie, the MLP comic book, that is very much ‘by bronies for bronies’, an adult minded parody of the show’s characters rather than an adaptation that remains true to the style, spirit, or all ages nature of the source material.

    And as it has grown in influence, we’ve seen insensate brony screeching change from ‘its not just for little girls’ to ‘its not for little girls at all’.  We’ve also seen vicious, ugly, herd-mindset attacks on anyone within the fandom who dares to question the way the brony herd behaves at all, up to and including death and rape threats directed at said critics.  Far from being a ‘few bad apples’ situation, we’ve seen brony musicians making death and rape threats within their music go on to be invited to perform at brony conventions specifically because of how well received their hatred and bile proved to be within the community.

    Maybe Faust shouldn’t have been so supporting of the Brony community to begin with, and maybe show creators shouldn’t have gone out of their way to include explicit nods to them in the show and the marketing.  After all, bronies already liked the show and purchased the merchandise, pandering to them and encouraging them didn’t widen the show’s appeal.  Rather it just seems to have driven them to heightened levels of obnoxiousness and entitled possessiveness, and if anything they’ve in turn narrowed the show’s appeal.  They’ve certainly badly subverted its message, bringing a heavy dose of misogyny to the fandom of a show that was directed with all love and earnestness at young girls, and in doing so have brought down a cloud of ugliness and cynicism on what was so refreshing and engaging to begin with specifically for its openness and sincerity.

    Word. I wish more people could understand this.

    “Like the villain of the episode, who trapped and kidnapped the girls to keep them all to himself, Bronies have to a large degree stolen the current generation of MLP from its original target audience by spamming the internet with child-unsafe mlp fan content, swamping appearances by creators and cast members with sketchy adults such that parents feel unsafe with their children there, and noisily attracting so much attention to themselves that it has distorted the nature of the show itself and especially its marketing.  ie, the MLP comic book, that is very much ‘by bronies for bronies’, an adult minded parody of the show’s characters rather than an adaptation that remains true to the style, spirit, or all ages nature of the source material.”

    Hi there, I’m the colorist on the MLP comic series and felt I should reply to this. Yes, much of the MLP comic staff are adults that are already a fan of the show, which is why it’s important to us to be true to the show. Some people have complained that the comic is “too mature” or “too dark”, but by who’s standards?

    Even the original MLP show from the 80s got pretty dark, I mean look at the villains from the show, there was some that would be considered scary by today’s cartoon’s standards. I was a little girl in the 80s and yes, I saw the original show. I also watched things like Return to Oz, Watership Down, and The Dark Crystal.(even as an adult, the wheelers from Return to Oz scare me!) Kids can handle darkness and as the show itself said, it can be fun to be scared sometimes. 

    I always found it a little insulting to children, especially those of my gender, when people assume they can’t handle at least a little darkness. They shouldn’t be reading Kentaro Muira’s Berserk, but I myself was able to handle bunny blood bath to the death in Watership Down and disembodied heads floating around and staring at people in Return to Oz.

    Yeah, there’s nods to bronies, but even children are fans of Derpy and Dr.Whooves. (if the number of kids I’ve seen wearing shirts of those characters are anything to go on)

    A lot of people are under the impression that only bronies read the comic, and yes of course there are bronies that read the comic. But outside of brony specific cons that I have been a guest at, most of the people that come to me at general comic cons and comic store signings are children. 

    And no, don’t give me some silly “they’re just getting their embarrassed dads a signed copy” BS because that’s not true in most cases. I’ve had a lot of children talk to me with a lot of enthusiasm about how much they liked Nightmare Rarity. (funny how the arc a lot of bronies hate on seems to be the favorite of the show’s target audience)

    There was one little girl in particular that told me how the comic’s Chrysalis arc made Chrysalis her favorite character. She couldn’t have been more than 6 years old. She told me that she didn’t feel that Chrysalis was truly evil because in the comic we showed that Chrysalis did evil things for the sake of the survival of her people. Not those exact words, but that’s pretty deep stuff you wouldn’t expect to see a kid say!

    Are there bad MLP fans that taint the reputation of bronies? Of course. But there’s also bad Homestuck, anime, Sherlock, Dr.Who, comic, furry, sports, etc. fans that also give the community a bad name. I’ve never felt weirded out or creeped out by a brony at a con. If there’s a brony that’s talking to me a million years, they’re always fine with stepping aside to allow the younger readers to get to me too. A few bad apples spoiling things has happened to every fandom ever made. Believe me, I’ve been into anime for 20 years, I know a thing or two about crazy fans. (I’ve seen many a fan fall in a sub vs. dub debate)

    I’m not okay with all the explicit porn that gets done of well, any character ever made in the history of ever, but it’s the internet, them’s the breaks. Parents should be responsible enough to monitor what their children are looking at on the internet. I’m 29 years old and I have no problem avoiding porn on tumblr, deviantart, even a site like furaffinity, because I use things like safe search, turn off mature content, tumblr savior, etc. If I can avoid stuff like that, it should be no problem for a parent to keep their child from seeing that sort of thing.

    Bless this person omg.

    Source: korra
    • 4 years ago
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