12 Really? Pretty excessive. I mean, I get that sleep is great, really I do, but other stuff is cool too. No? Okay, enjoy your rest.

11 A bit much. Either going to be groggy all day or I'll have the energy of 1,000 suns. Most likely the former.

10 Pretty good, nice and restful though still maybe a touch too much.

9 Awesome. Let the dreaming commence!

8 Perfect. Not too much, not too little, just enough to get some nice dreams in without being lost in Narnia for 45 years.

7 Alright. Feeling good. Not great, but good.

6 Should probably be getting to sleep soon. Stuff to do tomorrow.

5 Really need to get some shut eye.

4 Come on. Please. Sleepy time now?

3 GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

2 I'm feeling good. I don't need sleep. Sleep is for the weak! I can stay awake forever!

1 I was wrong. I was so, so wrong.

0 I hate myself so mu-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz