Person 1 Gays shouldn't raise children! It takes a mother and a father to raise a child!

Person 2 No, it really doesn't...

Person 3 Yes it does. Children need male and female influences in their formative years.

Person 2 Debatable, but more fair. Still, that doesn't necessarily mean they need a mother AND a father, nor that having two of either is bad.

Person 1 Yes it does!

Person 2 Your dad was always at work, right? Traveled around a lot, and you almost never saw him, right?

Person 1 Yeah, and?

Person 2 Well, you more or less grew up without a dad, right? But you had uncles, and grandfathers, and cousins that helped to fulfill a 'male influence in your formative years', right?

Person 1 Well, yeah....

Person 2 And your mother ran off when you were a kid, and you were raised by your grandmother and aunts primarily, weren't you?

Person 3 Yeah, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Person 2 You were raised by multiple mother figures primarily, and you had father figures from your extended family. You're both relatively well functioning people, right?

Person 1 & 3 Yeah.....Oh.