“An exchange that happen in my class today that NEVER would have happened when I was in high school:

(Students are walking around the room getting information from posters other students have created.)

Female student (seated, whining at another student) - Nathan! Read me that poster!

Me - Get up and read it yourself, please.

Female student - I can’t. I’m in too much pain!

Me - Why? What happened? Are you okay?

Female student - I have my period.

Me (sighing) - Just get your uterus together, get up, and do your work.”

Quoted from an old English teacher who is one of the few reasons I will ever miss high school