sleepy-edits

"Cuties. I’m gonna keep you."

susiephone

Am I the only one that found this creepy, not cute? I mean, trolls in mythology have been known to kidnap children from their parents! Kristoff could be a changeling! He could have a family out there who has no idea what happened to him and thinks he’s dead!

just-writer-problems

And and and! The trolls in this movie can tamper with memories. Let that sink in.

thesassylorax

They may have erased any and all memories Kristoff may have regarding his actual family. Make him believe it was only him and Sven, so he would more readily accept a place in the Troll family group.

thelilnan

basically fuck the trolls, they’re creepy and morally reckless

typette

yo I’ve spoken about this before

Kristoff had parents, when was it ever told to us he didn’t? His father was probably one of the ice harvesters and since trolls are known for kidnapping children, we just witnessed that happen. They probably thought he got lost or worse… fell through the ice and drowned. That’s how it works in scandinavian folklore: the trolls lead the children’s parents to believe they died as many kids did back then.

THEY KIDNAPPED KRISTOFF. THEY TOOK HIM FROM HIS PARENTS. HE IS A CHANGELING.

THIS IS A MAJOR THING

thankyoucorndog

The movie didn’t tell us he DIDN’T have parents; the movie also never told us he DID.

But seriously, I hate these guys.

go-have-an-adventure

im just gnna touch on the fact that kristoff’s past is so unclear i think thats one of my problems with this movies is that we really didnt get to know kristoff that and i wish we had.

emmasdisneyworld

all I’m saying is that the only Ice Harvester Kristoff might resemble is the one that stands beside him

"HAS ANYONE SEEN MA BOY, PLEASE ANYONE"

kat-the-titan

AND HIS THEORIZED “DAD’S” HAT IS THE ONE HE HAS THRU OUT THE MOVIE

emmasdisneyworld

it was all fun and games until I learned more about troll mythology

I was totally just messing around but then

then I discovered that they are attracted to beauty in human children

particularly with

blonde hair

that’s when it got real

because we all know

Kristoff has the most beautiful blonde hair of all

to be envied and admired by all

and they knew

they knew

disneysnowprincess

fuck.

ask-fickleaura

and then we all remember this is Disney, so Kristof’s parent probably died a horrible death off screen or abandoned him and the trolls were their saving grace.

bevendre

It’s fairly well established in the movie that Kristoff was an orphan before coming across the trolls.  Firstly there’s the issue that he’s the ONLY child among the ice carvers in the opening sequence, and is not accompanied by them in any way at the end of the song “Frozen Heart”.  Instead of tagging along after his dad, he’s chasing after the men as a group, which is why he’s alone when the King and Queen ride by with their daughters.

His distrust and dislike of people also hints at his being an orphan.  It’s a sign of abandonment issues, be they from death or seperation.  Kristoff was alone, and humans would not take him in, only trolls and a reindeer would.

The fact that he smiles at the end of the second .gif when the troll says that she’s going to keep him doesn’t speak well towards the ‘kidnapped’ theory either.