Bevendre

garbage-intelligence-human-male:

fleurmod:

bvsedjesus:

Taco Bells new Booty Hole Blaster doesnt digest in your stomach, it ignites! 

Except this is a product at Taco John’s, not Taco Bell.  It is also superior to Taco Bell’s Dorito tacos.

Well, was nice knowing you anus, but it looks like we wont make it past this one together.

I don’t know just how far spread or popular Taco John’s is, but these really aren’t that bad.  TJ’s tends to actually cook their food and though their prices aren’t as low as Taco Bell’s the quality is much better.

As for the burrito, let’s compare it with the Doritos locos tacos at Taco Bell.

TJ’s Cheeto burrito: Spicy chorizo, salsa, cheese sauce and flamin’ hot Cheetos in a corn tortilla.

Taco Bell’s Dorito’s locos tacos: Beef, cheese byproduct, and lettuce in a hard shell with Dorito dust.

The Cheeto burrito has kick, and for fast food isn’t horribly unhealthy between the fresh chorizo, salsa and corn tortilla.  They’re also freshly made (at least at the local Taco John’s) and are only around $1.99.

The Dorito taco is what you’d expect from Taco Bell, cheap as food, and as a laxative.  There’s not much there, and not much to it making it worth the $1 you’d pay for it, but just barely.