When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
It’s worse when it’s at the store you work in.
“I’ve been working with you for 5 years. You watched me take that bill out of the ATM that is right there. I know it’s company policy, but really? Fucking really? Do you think so little of me?
(via kittenkattextras)
No. It’s Monopoly money and this is my get our of jail free card.