abaldwin360

What would Jesus not do?

sparklingganymede

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
stephgonzal

This…is the best

feministsupernatural

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

professorfangirl

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

iamavithejester

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

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