What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
I hate to tell you but Jesus was actually kind of a a dick too. If you’ve forgotten, while he was a child he and a friend were playing and the other child died. Everyone accused Jesus of killing him but he brought the kid back from the dead and asked him if it was his fault, to which the kid responded no.
He also flipped tables, granted in his house (really was his father’s house, he’s just the bastard son god uses to act through during the time), and called the local priests more or less assholes.
That’s true, but that’s not the point. The post isn’t claiming that Jesus was perfect. It’s pointing out that many of the issues commonly associated with certain Christian and Republican groups, particularly those who appeal to religious doctrine to support their actions, go against what their idol would have done or wanted.
Those who think that Jesus was perfect (assuming that they believe in Jesus or his teachings (personally I don’t much care for the church as a whole, but the teachings behind them are fine)) are foolish. Those who use their religious beliefs to attack others in the name of a ‘perfect’ being are horrid.