Bevendre
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Which lineages should be included in the first edi... - Online Poll - StrawPoll.com I’ve been away from Tumblr for a bit, but for the last couple months I’ve been working on a system adjacent to D&D after the worries about the OGL and WotC changing the landscape. Feel free to vote for preferences on lineages you would like to see in a system.
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All Hallow’s Imping
In the spirit of Imptober and All Hallow’s Eve in a few weeks, let’s fill the world with mischievous little devils. Or imps, because they’re cuter.
Standalone imped character: $20
Transformation w/ Bev Imp/Midi Imp/Other: $30
(Additional panels of imping: $15/panel)
If interested, please contact via notes, or via Discord at Bevendre #1480. I’ll do as many as I can. -
Freshly made imps sometimes are helpful, and most times are a bit overwhelmed by their new impish instincts.
Commission for Airafox
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All Hallow’s Imping
In the spirit of Imptober and All Hallow’s Eve in a few weeks, let’s fill the world with mischievous little devils. Or imps, because they’re cuter.
Standalone imped character: $20
Transformation w/ Bev Imp/Midi Imp/Other: $30
(Additional panels of imping: $15/panel)
If interested, please contact via notes, or via Discord at Bevendre #1480. I’ll do as many as I can. -
More attempts at CSP with imp Midi
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When an imp removes someone’s soul, they make them an imp. When an imp eats someone’s soul, they become an imp entirely and forever.
Actual art for Imptober, and my first real attempt at doing stuff with CSP, going to need to fiddle about in there more.
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It’s National Donkey Day. I had to
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Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
God I fucking love high fantasy
didnt frodo and bilbo sail west with the last of the elves at the end of lotr?
Yes, with the last of the elves. They didn’t let the hobbits steer so they could keep their flat earth hacks.
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Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America
In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean
As someone in Nebraska, can confirm. Mentioning the O word is a minimum 5 year sentence.
(via silver-tongues-blog)
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