to give ash credit, he's actually pretty good as a trainer working on the fly, he just sucks at a lot of other aspects. he's gotten the respect of every single one of his pokemon, has cleared the gyms of each region like clockwork, has shown an ability to learn from his mistakes, and while he's pretty book dumb he's also come up with some ingenious strategies and moves. so while he's inept, he's not the MOST inept.
He’s had to rematch a number of gyms in each region despite always having a Pikachu that has been level 100 for more than a decade and even when starting out was considered special. He has the ability to learn from his mistakes, yet falls for the same tricks on a daily basis and can’t recognize a face to save his life. Most of the strategies he’s come up with have either been happenstance or from watching others implement them first, and he’s terrible at actually fulfilling the few goals he sets for himself.
Thousands of people on Twitch controlling the same character at the same time accomplished more in a month than Ash did in a year. They accomplished more in half a year than Ash has in a decade.
“How did she get you pregnant? You’re both female.” Magical talking shapeshifting bug horse queens. Also ovipositor. Also read the changeling fun fact on the update itself.
We shall explain the past relations between Vaspira & Papillon a little, as you should know, Papillon was once Fleur De Lis, a beautiful model mare.
Young Fleur De Lis looked up to Vaspira as a role model & she would eventually end up working for Vaspira on occasion, Vaspira would be her mentor & employer in modelling & fashion.
I’m surprised at how many asks I’ve gotten telling Vaspira to take Papi on a date first before talking about the two making a princess. A fair point, but what do you think Vaspira’s been doing so far? Staring blankly at Papi while she figures stuff out on her own?