Bevendre

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  • musingsofafilmenthusiast:

    iraffiruse:

    Frozach Submitted

    This actually comforts me in some small way…

    Having worked in a grocery store for 6 years, and having just earned a college degree this comic scares me horribly.

    (via discordsparkle)

    • 9 years ago
    • 43989 notes
  • askwiltedlily:

    dreamadove:

    flameraven:

    andythanfiction:

    liquid-pickle:

    baw-bee:

    sophieonpage:

    thegoddamazon:

    I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

    Legitimately turned on by this

    This is the best thing.

    Oh my god

    I don’t even know this fandom and this is cool.

    Reason #999 why the cartoon will always be ONE MILLION PERCENT better than that travesty of a movie. They did so much research and put so much detail in you don’t even notice.

    Bonus trivia: Toph got a unique martial arts style to match her distinct version of Earthbending (Southern Praying Mantis style, I think) which the creators found out later was (according to legend) invented by a blind woman. Totally a coincidence, but still so *** cool.

    (If you don’t watch the show, Toph is both blind from birth and the best *** Earthbender in the world. Also, GO WATCH THE SHOW.)

    THIS SHOW WAS AMAZING. I DID NOT WATCH IT FOR A LONG TIME BUT WHEN I DID I WAS COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY. ART. IT WAS ART.

    [Loved the show, hated the movie, loved the plot.. But they were using japanese elements in a chinese based anime.. And their styles are all based on the watered down martial arts we have today, because China banned real martial arts some good years ago, so to get away with some of it.. They made it all fancy to preserve some of it but it became it’s downfall FAST and over the years it evolved from a true martial art to a dancing style. I’m not saying it’s bad, but I wish people didn’t see that stuff in the cartoon as real martial arts that they can try in their backyard and break their necks trying it out. And before you go saying “We can tell the difference.” No..no you can’t, traditional martial arts are WAY different than the styles we see in naruto or avatar and all that.. I felt I had to voice this because there are A LOT of people who think that stuff on tv is real.. And it’s insulting to the traditionalists. *coughsmmapeoplearedicksnintyninepercentofthetimetoocough* So yeah, just.. had to voice my opinion like everyone else, loved the cartoon and it had a really great story, it just doesn’t have the traditional martial arts in it like I kinda wish it did.]

    I’d think it rather insulting to Sifu Kisu and the staff of Avatar to discredit their work as not being ‘real’ martial arts.  Firstly, because what constitutes 'real martial arts’ in any culture changes with generations, and secondly because the person who choreographed the martial arts for Avatar, Sifu Kisu has studied martial arts extensively, often in their countries of origin for more than 30 years.

    Stuff on TV isn’t real, and that’s fairly common knowledge, however when a production seeks help and consultation from a recognized master in the field they are covering, then it doesn’t seem right to brush the martial arts in that program as being 'unreal’.  It’s animated, but the martial arts behind it are as 'real’ as you’re going to find in film, animation, or what have you.

    (via askwiltedlily-deactivated201602)

    • 9 years ago
    • 594166 notes
  • garbage-intelligence-human-male:
“ fleurmod:
“ bvsedjesus:
“ Taco Bells new Booty Hole Blaster doesnt digest in your stomach, it ignites!
”
Except this is a product at Taco John’s, not Taco Bell. It is also superior to Taco Bell’s Dorito...

    garbage-intelligence-human-male:

    fleurmod:

    bvsedjesus:

    Taco Bells new Booty Hole Blaster doesnt digest in your stomach, it ignites! 

    Except this is a product at Taco John’s, not Taco Bell.  It is also superior to Taco Bell’s Dorito tacos.

    Well, was nice knowing you anus, but it looks like we wont make it past this one together.

    I don’t know just how far spread or popular Taco John’s is, but these really aren’t that bad.  TJ’s tends to actually cook their food and though their prices aren’t as low as Taco Bell’s the quality is much better.

    As for the burrito, let’s compare it with the Doritos locos tacos at Taco Bell.

    TJ’s Cheeto burrito: Spicy chorizo, salsa, cheese sauce and flamin’ hot Cheetos in a corn tortilla.

    Taco Bell’s Dorito’s locos tacos: Beef, cheese byproduct, and lettuce in a hard shell with Dorito dust.

    The Cheeto burrito has kick, and for fast food isn’t horribly unhealthy between the fresh chorizo, salsa and corn tortilla.  They’re also freshly made (at least at the local Taco John’s) and are only around $1.99.

    The Dorito taco is what you’d expect from Taco Bell, cheap as food, and as a laxative.  There’s not much there, and not much to it making it worth the $1 you’d pay for it, but just barely.

    (via garbage-intelligence-human-male)

    • 9 years ago
    • 38093 notes
  • Mmmmmmmmmm.

    It’s been a week since Papi last updated, and I want to work on the next update and put it out to maintain my weekly update streak, but the one day when I have no real plans or responsibilities I also have no motivation to actually work on the update.

    Maybe I’ll be more motivated later today, or tomorrow.  Or eventually.

    • 9 years ago
    • 1 notes
  • bvsedjesus:
“ Taco Bells new Booty Hole Blaster doesnt digest in your stomach, it ignites!
”
Except this is a product at Taco John’s, not Taco Bell. It is also superior to Taco Bell’s Dorito tacos.

    bvsedjesus:

    Taco Bells new Booty Hole Blaster doesnt digest in your stomach, it ignites! 

    Except this is a product at Taco John’s, not Taco Bell.  It is also superior to Taco Bell’s Dorito tacos.

    (via notiethenote-deactivated2014100)

    • 9 years ago
    • 38093 notes
  • Headcanon: Queen Fabulicious is seemingly disapproving of Papi's drones having free will - it has not been outright said, but a substantial number of Papi's drones are aware of it. Some bolder and more impulsive drones have even gone so far as to confront Fabulicious during one of her multiple visits, however the response has always... well, let's just say they've been less than present.
    tadmod-deactivated20181218

    I’m not really the one to ask in regards to that.  While Fabi is more direct, forward, and controlling than Papi is, I don’t see her as being one to enforce her will over her own subjects.  She is one that would demand respect and loyalty, but I don’t see Fabi as being one to quash free will in order to get it.

    You’d have to ask vaeyla to know for sure though.

    • 9 years ago
    • 1 notes
  • I'll just inject cocaine into the insect when allowed, how many are part of medical anyway?
    umbradevore

    Your character is the head physician, Fickle is head nurse, and there are workers to fill in whatever positions need to be filled,

    • 9 years ago
  • If buzz buzz does allowed to have drug use it would be best to inject liquid poison joke, for science.
    umbradevore

    Preferably no poison joke, but I’ll leave the methods to the medical staff in the hive, including you Doctor.

    • 9 years ago
    • 2 notes
  • my headcanon is we give Buzz Buzz a bunch of drugs to see what happens... for science of course...
    angrylittleburd

    ask-fickleaura:

    unhinged-mod:

    vaeyla:

    ask-fickleaura:

    bevendre:

    This is a thing that needs to happen.  Just imagine Buzz Buzz on LSD, or cocaine.

    as Hive nurse, I must strongly urge you NOT to give buzz buzz drugs after the last poison joke episode.

    Whereas I’d strongly recommend keeping Fickle away from Poison Joke, less we have a repeat of last time.

    Guys guys guys…whats say we settle this over a little bit of crack eh?

    *throws bouquets of poison joke at vaeyla and throws ask-poison-joke at unhinged-mod

    Bad Fickle.  Throw poison joke at Vae and I will expel you from the hive.

    • 9 years ago
    • 15 notes
  • Nova: OH GOD please dont! *honestly terrified* he puts enough holes in EVERYTHING already!
    switch-up-snowfox

    Honestly it’s up to Unhinged.  We do need to look into the Buzz Buzz blog again, as it hasn’t been updated in some time.

    • 9 years ago
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