Bevendre

askthemischievousmare:

1. First impression: Oh good gosh what is that! Guards Guards!!!
2. Truth is: -sets up a wall between herself and the other- Nope! You stay right over there changling while I go get a guard! [Ruby doesn’t look kindly on changlings, I assume most normal ponies think this same way. No hard feelings friend, though I’d say a better target to befriend is Orin since he’s somewhat in the same boat, being a Dullahan and all]
3. How old do you look: Old as balls
4. Have you ever made me laugh: No!
5. Have you ever made me mad: …Well no…
6. Best feature: -puffs out cheeks- You don’t have any! [I personally like your hair]
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Pffftttt hahahahaha
8. You’re my: Enemy!
9. Name in my phone: -blocked-
10. Should you post this too? [If you want, also again, sorry about my stubborn mare, she can be a bit of a meanie]

Speciesist.

Thanks for the response, this was hilarious and very fitting for how I’d expect most ponies to respond to a changeling.