Bevendre
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your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
b b
(that’s my first and last btw)
(via billie-joe)
jogh hutz
delightful
G
That’s it…
*puts on black suit and black tie with black sunglasses*
Agent GG Gu
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I am Jo now. -
A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.
wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night
Is this what overmoisturization does to you?
(via raikissu)
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I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
“Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek.”
#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)
“Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?”
“No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir.”
“Diarrhea on both your houses!”
#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow
“How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
(via dragon-bunz)
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One should never doubt the power of Queenly booty.
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fleurmod replied to your post:I just wanna point out how amusing it is that your story is called There’s No Such Thing as Unicorns when your rise to pony popularity came from a unicorn. :’DTitles of episodes, plays, series, etc. etc. are capitalized in English. That’s why.WE’VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT FACT it’s still ridiculous when people write casual conversations like that tho
It’s a rare thing for people to write casual conversations like that. At the very least, I’ve never seen it, though that may just be me. Either way, it’s a matter of personal preference, much like how some find it ridiculous when people spell omit the -ugh from though.
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MY HAIR HURTS
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY
FICKLE YOU NOT SAYING ANYTHING DOESNT HELP! MY HAIR STILL HURTS AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY!
I DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER! MY HAIR HURTS TOO!!
;A; OH NO ITS SPREADING!
Sounds like you two need a good, hard scalp scrubbing. Or a haircut. Or both.
(via angrylittleburd)
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Almost there!
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im sorry mobile people i’ll delete this momentarily
i wanted to test tumblr’s character max. so i copy pasted the “longest word” in the english dictionary.
>:3
Behold the folly of man
(via vivlet-evergarden)
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kill your curiosity
- 1. Last kiss
- 2. Last phone call
- 3. Last text message
- 4. Last song you listened to
- 5. Last time you cried
- HAVE YOU EVER:
- 6. Dated someone twice
- 7. Been cheated on
- 8. Self harmed
- 9. Lost someone special
- 10. Been depressed
- 11. Been drunk and threw up
- THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
- 12. had sex
- 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
- 15. Made a new friend
- 17. Laughed until you cried
- 18. Met someone who changed you
- 19. Found out who your true friends were
- 20. Found out someone was talking about you
- 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
- 27. What time did you wake up today
- 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
- 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
- 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
- 32. What are you listening to right now
- 33. When is the last time you had sex?
- 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
- 35. Most visited webpage
- 36. Favorite colour
- 37. Nicknames
- 38. Relationship Status
- 39. Zodiac sign
- 40. Male or female
- 41. Primary school
- 42. Secondary School
- 43. High school/college
- 44. Eye color
- 46. Height
- 47. Do you have a crush on someone
- 48. What do you like about yourself
- 49. Piercings
- 50. Tattoos
- 51. Righty or lefty
- FIRSTS:
- 53. First piercing
- 54. First best friend
- 55. First hookup
- 56. First Bestfriend
- RIGHT NOW:
- 59. Eating
- 60. Drinking
- 61. I'm about to
- 62. Listening to
- 63. Waiting for
- YOUR FUTURE:
- 64. Want kids?
- 65. Get married?
- 66. Career
- WHICH IS BETTER:
- 67. Lips or eyes
- 68. Hugs or kisses
- 69. Shorter or taller
- 70. Older or Younger
- 71. Romantic or spontaneous
- 72. Nice stomach or nice arms
- 73. Sensitive or loud
- 74. Hook-up or relationship
- HAVE YOU EVER:
- 76. Kissed a stranger
- 77. Drank hard liquor
- 78. Lost glasses/contacts
- 79. Had sex
- 80. Broken someone's heart
- 82. Been arrested
- 83. Turned someone down
- 84. Cried when someone died
- 85. Fallen for a friend
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
- 86. Yourself
- 87. Miracles
- 88. Love at first sight
- 89. Heaven
- 90. Santa Clause
- 91. Kiss on the first date
- 92. Angels
- 93. How would you label yourself?
- 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
- 95. Did you sing today
- 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
- 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
- 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
- 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
- 100. Do you like the way you look?
- Actually ask me something. Anon or not.