Bevendre
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Head canon: buzz buzz accidentally tapped into unicorn magic with his horn, and turned half the hive into honey and cheese.
Far from it. As a changeling, Buzz Buzz is capable of using magic, and there is no difference between a unicorn’s magic and a changeling’s magic (save shapeshifting which comes naturally to changelings) so he could use unicorn magic. However, transmogrification requires intense concentration and a LOT of magic.
Changelings have comparatively small magical fonts, they don’t have much magical energy to work with, and Buzz Buzz has no concentration whatsoever. -
Head cannon: a few of the non-drone changelings have become fans of DJ-P0n3, and you can sometimes see a few of them walking around with replica's of her glasses.
I’m sorry, but the only thing I can see in response to that is Chintin masquerading as a giant Vinyl and trying to croak out “Wub wub wub”. The hive would shake beneath his dancing.
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Head cannon: sometimes the nymphs will cuddle up to a sleeping changeling, and sometimes when they get enough on there they start flying about while holding onto the changeling, which leads to laughs, freak outs, and overall mild confusion when they wake up.
This is possible, but would be extremely rare and unlikely. Generally, if a nymph or group of nymphs cuddles up to a sleeping changeling, it is because they are hungry and tired. They tend to not play with the sleeping changeling, and instead fall asleep against them while they feed.
I can see this being a great prank on Buzz Buzz though. -
Head cannon: changelings create a venom that acts like a knock out drug that does better then any medical anesthesia out there. papi actually has a small stockpile of the stuff, and she plans to send it to be researched for medical purposes, and if its approved she plans to distribute it to hospitals across equestria.
This is a fairly common headcanon for changelings, but it is one that I actually loathe.
For Papi canon there isn’t much evolutionary use for an anesthetic venom as the changelings don’t need to incapacitate ponies or other creatures in order to feed. Instead of anesthetic venom, many changelings can and will regurgitate acidic bile in order to burrow or escape from various issues. -
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
(via megadork)
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Creationism is the one true way
I believe in creationism. Right now I’ve devolved to a four year old after successfully pounding my head through my bedroom wall. Evolution exists on the micro level. You can’t ignore that. But God is the one who set that in motion and it’s hard to deny that too. I mean, if macro evolution was 100% fact, then explain Chihuahuas. Only a supreme being with infinite knowledge can have that much of a sense of humor.
How do you explain Chihuahuas? Through selective breeding done over many many generations favoring smaller bodies and heads. It’s not an uncommon thing with domesticated animals.
they shiver in 80 degree weather, attack anything larger than it with a suicidal passion, have big ol eyes that would be too large for a cow, and just vehemently hates everything but the one who feeds it. They look like rats!!
Some breeds, yes. Some people find that attractive, and will pay large sums to have a dog that embodies those traits. So, people breed those traits into chihuahuas.
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Creationism is the one true way
I believe in creationism. Right now I’ve devolved to a four year old after successfully pounding my head through my bedroom wall. Evolution exists on the micro level. You can’t ignore that. But God is the one who set that in motion and it’s hard to deny that too. I mean, if macro evolution was 100% fact, then explain Chihuahuas. Only a supreme being with infinite knowledge can have that much of a sense of humor.
How do you explain Chihuahuas? Through selective breeding done over many many generations favoring smaller bodies and heads. It’s not an uncommon thing with domesticated animals.
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Oh yeah?! You want scientists and engeineers? THEN GET PUBLIC SCHOOL FUNDING SO WE CAN TEACH IT TO THEM EARLY ON!! MAKE COLLEGE AFFORDABLE SO WE WANT TO PURSUE IT!! Don’t bash creationism because of that bs. you want scientists? dreams start in the class room.
Bill isn’t bashing Creationism, he’s bashing the idea of parents teaching their children to disregard science in favor of religion. He’s not demanding scientists and engineers, but calling for people to be scientifically aware and literate so that they can make informed decisions. Informed decisions such as FUNDING SCHOOL PROGRAMS THAT TEACH SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING instead of removing their own children from school for religious reasons.
