Bevendre

• Werelight:   Everyone's talking British!
• Mod of DBL:   I speak fancy quite fluently, I'll have you know!
• Unhinged :   I RECKON IT AIN'T ALL THAT HARD TO SPEAK FANCY WHUTNOT
• Mod of DBL:   Mod of DBL is ahgast at your abysmal attempt to speak in the heavenly tounge that is ~Fancy~
• Unhinged :   AW SHOOT Y'ALL GOT SUM SORTA PRO'LEM WITH THE WAY AH TALK?
• Fleurmod:   Do not be so harsh with him, DBL. His perception of what is and is not posh and proper is skewed by his wayward thoughts and shaky psyche. It is no great fault of his own.
• Unhinged :   Y'all are talkin all sorts ah silly
• Mod of DBL:   Indeed, your conclusion holds great clarity and I shall, therefore, stay my judgement... for now,
• Fleurmod:   Splendid, DBL.
• Mod of DBL:   Indeed
• Unhinged :   now ah reckon y'all musta hit yurself on the head if'n ya thinkin what'cher sayin is normal
• Mod of DBL:   Normal is unfashionable and by association, uncouth, these days. Being extravagent is "in"
• Unhinged :   uhhhh ah der
• Fleurmod:   Normal is a very subjective term, dear Unhinged. What is normal for me may be extravagant and strange for others, just as what is normal for you may be simplistic, rustic, and perhaps even uncouth to others.
• Mod of DBL:   Ahhh, Fleur, your kindness and understanding of the unwashed masses endears me so.
• Unhinged :   wha wha whait one darn secund, are y'all sayin i am un-couth or sumthin, Ah'll have you know i am the-ee most non- uncouth persun here
• Fleurmod:   Now DBL, it is neither fancy, nor polite to mock another's practices or being, no matter how different they are from you.
• Mod of DBL:   I must confess you are right Fluer, I apologize Unhinged, for my simply ghastly behavior toward you. I know not of what came over me to do such a horrid thing. Can you find it in the strong moral fiber, that is your heart of course, to forgive a wreched beast such as myself?
• Unhinged :   ah suppos'n i can trah to forgive ya
• Mod of DBL:   Oh, thank you Unhinged you have my deepest gratitude!
• Fleurmod:   Very good, may we all consider one another friends now and be done with it?
• Mod of DBL:   Indeed!
• Unhinged :   ah yup

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