Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.
Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!
Humans: … what?
Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.
Humans: i… okay then.
This is a fantastic premise, Earth having a commodity that only humans have made, and we can only make it on our planet because our resources are just unique enough that other planets cannot replicate it. Wait until the aliens get a load of what we call moon pies, or macaroons, or tiny philo cups full of pumpkin spice custard.
Me: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE UNIVERSE, BEHOLD!
*Reveals blueberry pancake*
Entire galactic senate: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn’t this like, half the premise of Dragonball Super?
Nothing quite like having to cover up having a breakdown in the middle of Christmas dinner, and not eating because one can hardly hold back tears. Especially when the family has more than once relegated depression and other such issues to just being hungry and tired.
I want to draw but don’t know what to draw. I’d like to work on TF and anthro stuff, so I’ll take requests along those lines for a little while and work on the one or two that are most appealing. Requests can be NSFW, but if so please send them here