Bevendre

- Store manager: You didn't shave today.
- Me: No, and I'm sorry about that. I woke up late this morning, still trying to sleep off the fever and sickness that developed from the exhaustion and dehydration of working 9 hours the other day and covering both my duties, those of the manager, and of the night crew whom you refuse to hire despite us not having a manager for the last month, nor a night stocker for two. I'm sorry I didn't shave my face, being too busy trying to make it to work more than an hour before I am available because half of the department has quit in the last month and you have pushed me into the manager's position despite me being very vocally opposed to the idea, and being forced to take it without any increase in pay or other recompense. I'm sorry I didn't shave because you have me scheduled to work 42.5 hours this week, and will write me up and dock pay if I'm clocked in for more than 40. Sorry I'm so unkempt, being the only person here to run the department, manage the orders and stock in one of the most popular and profitable departments in the store, when there should be several people here. Truly I am a terrible worker.
- Store manager: Shave next time.
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2. fetch26291 said: You should print this out and put it on the counter at your work under a sign: Why I look like an extra for The Walking Dead. aka My boss is a tyrant.
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