Just because Papi has been buried under nymphs, drones, and other assorted ‘lings, doesn’t mean she needs to get a bunch of asks asking if that extra love led to her putting on weight.  Don’t even think of it.  We do not need a super chunky cuddly Papi so someone else will have to relate the events of Canterlot.

Stop thinking of chubby Papi.  Stop wanting it.  It doesn’t need to happen.