DC Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC Wait-

Marvel NEW FEMALE THOR

DC I didn't-

Marvel NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel PEACE