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  • I still don’t get why anyone would ever sign up to work security at Freddy Fazzbear’s.  Even without knowing what goes on after hours, you’re signing up for $4/hr.

    “Economy sucks here.  You need to have had a job to get a job.”

    I get that, but seeing as Freddy Fazbear’s is a children’s pizza place using animatronics and themes that are apparently extremely uncommon outside of the US, and all narration is done with a midwestern accent, we can assume that the establishment is in the United States and therefore subject to minimum wage requirements as it is not a position dependent upon tips. As such, the security guard is accepting a job that pays significantly less than minimum wage in a time when said wage is most likely around what it is today with the tablet cameras dating the game’s setting within the last few years.

    I get needing a job to get a job, but you would be hard pressed to find someone to work nights at a place for $3.25 less than minimum wage, especially in today’s economy.

    • 8 years ago
    • 3 notes
    • #FNAF
    • #why would anyone take this job
    • #economic suicide
    • #and literal homicide
    • #by possessed deathbots
    • #in fursuits
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